After the incredible success of the poetry competition (thanks for all your brilliant verses – we’ve now got the difficult task of choosing 10 winners from 196 entries), we thought we’d give you a new competition to get your teeth into. And we’ve got more great prizes to give away.
Win a pair of tickets to the 2009 Badminton Horse Trials!
Yes, that’s right. Belvoir Fruit Farms has two pairs of tickets to give away for this world-famous equestrian event. The tickets are ’season tickets’, meaning you can go to all four days or pick and choose as you wish. This year’s Badminton is from 7th to 10th May. Sadly, we can’t offer accommodation or travel, so you’ll have to get yourself down to Badminton (it’s around fifteen miles from Bath and Bristol). We will give you a car pass, though.
Two runners up will each get a three bottles of the finest Belvoir Fruit Farms cordial. So even if you don’t make it to Badminton, there’ll still be cause for celebration.
How to enter
We’ve decided to run a caption competition. They’re always fun – and even if you don’t enter, you can still have a good chortle reading everyone else’s entries.
So take a look a the photo below, and hatch your best one-liner.
The only way to enter is to add your caption as a comment at the bottom of this post. Just tap in your entry along with your name, email (it won’t be published and we’ll only use it for the purpose of contacting you if you win) and the URL of your blog or website if you have one. Hurry! This competition ends in one week: midnight on Friday 10th April 2009.
We’ll be running more competitions like this throughout the year, so if you haven’t already, join our club to receive regular Belvoir On For Britain emails.
Just so you know, by entering this terrific Belvoir Fruit Farms competition, you are agreeing to these terms and conditions.
39 Comments
And he said “why the long face”? so I said, “because I’m a horse…ha ha ha ha ha ha, because I’m a horse…get it?”
My jockey told me those fences at Aintree were small, he definitly needs glasses!!!
My last race I was so late home, I tiptoed into the stable !
I thought they said “Anyone for belvoir”
buckteeth annie is my name show jumping is my game
Not me – been there, done that. Now I’d rather be on “cordial ” relations with those that do !
I just wanted to share some gossip, Belvoir are the best of British Beverages
” I love it when the bubbles go up your nose! “
Chortle, chortle, snort, haw hee, haw hee haw. Methinks there’s been some horseplay and some fine filly has spiked my Belvoir! x
darling whatever anyone says you must keep smiling, all the better with a big toothy grin!!
Baders is approaching fast,
It’s one not to be missed,
I hope the Belvoir will last and
do my teeth look big in this???
Trigger only had one response on hearing that Gordon Brown was saving the economy…
Can you tell I am finding it tough to get an NHS dentist!
i love belvoir that much that i drunk a little too much and its made me a little giddy over the jumps today ha ha ha
it’s behind you!! You would be laughing too if you were standing where I am!!
What d’you call a horse that’s been all over the world ?? A globe trotter !
I keep sneezing – hope it’s not hay fever !!
Ah, Belvoir ! Hee Haw Hee Haw He always says that !
Oh girls… did you see those dresses at Aintree – I’ve been home three days and still can’t stop laughing !!
Did you say Badminton? I prefer tennis myself, as long as they “serve” Belvoir as it’s really ace !
Neighhhhh That ginger cordial put’s hairs on your chest… and legs and mane!
hay, hay, thats a good one !
I say, did you know there’s no added sugar in Belvoirs Cordials, my dentist’s sick as a parrot……..no fillings for me today!!!!
You want me to jump over WHAT??!!!
When it comes to fillies, what I say is, treat ‘em like throughbreds and they’ll never be a nag.
Busker found all the singing was making him rather hoarse!
Funny, I thought you said we were a Team…..howabout I do the ‘riding’ and you do the ‘jumping’ this time!! Hee haw, hee haw!!
Mon Mone! Pull the other one!
I had a “pony” on Mon Mome at 100 – 1, wouldn’t you be laughing too?
Horses, four courses and a bottle of Belvoir
is just the ticket for a Thoroughbred diva !
100-1 to win the Grand National, I put a tenner on myself to win – who’s laughing now??????????
…AAAAACCHHOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Bless me..
Badminton!! Just the thought of it is making me sleepy..
I can’t lose, mate.
My “jockey” has been on the Belvoir and you can’t beat that!
“Badminton? Burghley? Belvoir?
All impossible to say with teeth like these!
I’ll close my eyes and keep trying though….”
You must think I’m a real Dobbin – I’m not jumping all those fences.
It’s Friday
caption competiton entry:-
“Badminton tickets? How much????? I guess I’ll be staying at home in the stable again this year.”
The dentist had needed an impression so Dusty did Princess Anne.